“Two ole gooboos sitting in a tree: KISSING.
One was short, the other one tall; they clung together so they wouldn’t fall.
They yelled for help and got the cops; who got them down like two old mops.
They thanked them with a bucket of honey; the cops said, “No, show me the money.”
They giggled, hugged, and said goodnight; then ran for home to eat a bite.”
Richard Milleville, Dukes Quotes