Are you a man of many hats; or do you just like caps?
Caps that hang on a rack; that makes you look just like Jack.
Do your caps expand in size; to show that you are very wise?
Caps that show what you do: perhaps things that are for a very few.
Caps hung on the rack with care; or just to hide that you have no hair.
A rack that gets smaller and smaller; as the number of hats get taller and taller.
Caps that show where you have been; but they do not say how or when.
Keep these thoughts in your mind; when you leave your favorite cap behind.
–Richard Milleville