To Be a Senior

One needs a sense of humor to be a senior; you need frequent tune ups, your battery runs low, your fluids go bad, and your tire pressure dwindles. The sun dries your dashboard, your hoses leak, and your tires crack, especially in Arizona. At a predetermined time your clutch and brakes go south; it makes it tough to go uphill and scary to go downhill; sometimes you need a push to the garage to be told that your warranty is up.